s4 ep09 London Bridge- The Omnidirectional
Rubettes
Bob
throws some Shakin Stevens records, some Lulu vinyl,
then some Rubettes 45s. His experiment in how they land
when thrown leads us to something he's ashamed of- that
he designed the opening credits to London Bridge (a
girl showing her knickers, a french rentboy, and a dog)
whilst on hallucinogenic drugs. Michael Whale struggles
to pronounce common names, and asks two girls which
one of them is related to the other (so, one of them
is related and the other one isn't? how the hell did
Whale get his job?) Football commentator Brian Moore
turns up in a stupid LB segment, seemingly just to help
Bob knock Michael Whale for lying about the programme
being live. The guy from the Rubettes desn't help to
keep the magic of TV flowing.