Part
two follows the 'Cops' again. They intercept a bloke
who they suspect of being armed (it's a novelty gun-shaped
lighter) and find out he's got drugs on him. His excuse
for the drugs in his pants? "They're not my pants!"
In one of his best quips, Bob ends the programme with
the deadpan line to camera: "So that's what we
nicked him for. Going about equipped to take drugs,
and grand theft pants." medinner.co.uk would
like to see a band called 'Grand Theft Pants'! Any takers?